Monday, 15 August 2016

The International Training Centre for the Harmonious Interplay of Beauty, Understanding and Magnificence

To receive enlightening training is one of the highest and most noble privileges in life.  To know where to acquire that training is one of the greatest experiences of good fortune.


For many years, the International Training Centre for the Harmonious Interplay of Beauty, Understanding and Magnificence only existed ethereally.  It is not all that long ago that its physical and digital manifestations began.

In the corner of a cluttered living area, not far from the kitchen, in an ordinary suburban house, in Adelaide, Australia, one of the senior representatives of the Centre greeted the sole occupant unexpectedly one day and offered to make a pot of tea.

From that time, amidst the second-hand furniture, the second-hand books, the tattered reference files and the computational devices, various ethereal representatives of the Centre have provided training to all sorts of ordinary mortals via the typewriting skills of an ordinary, tea-drinking Adelaidean.  Those skills have since helped to build Villa Twaklinilkawt.

Over recent years, enlightening ethereal training has frequently been supplied through the service wing of Villa Twaklinilkawt.  One of the purposes of the villa is to enhance the work of the Centre, by staying open for leadership.

The ethereal owner of Villa Twaklinilkawt is one of the most senior representatives of the Centre and therefore one of its most enlightened leaders. 

If you have tried climbing the ethereal observation tower and failed, you may not yet have acquired the artistic inspiration and ingenious imagination with which to do so.  Such qualities are necessary if you are to express a sufficient level of enlightened leadership.

In any social, political or economic situation, enlightened leadership is essential in order to create world peace and global prosperity.  This is why participating in the annual World Enlightenment Forum is a very good idea.

The World Enlightenment Forum is now sponsored by the International Training Centre, ensuring the aims of both are suitably intertwined and combined.  The mission of both is therefore to help you to make the world a better place than it would be without you.

To prepare for any potentially enlightening event or challenging experience, it would be wise for anyone to spend some time carefully and thoroughly researching in the main digital archive within Villa Twaklinilkawt.  There is always much to learn.

During your time here, you are likely to receive at least one invitation to meet the most senior ethereal tour leader here.  All reasonably enlightened guides have been trained to highlight the symbolic meanings within history, culture and relationships.

Enlightened guides are also well equipped to assist anyone seeking to find the lost proper tea office.  Much training is also supplied by the experts in that office to anyone in need of it.

Reasonably enlightened beings can enhance their acquaintance with the harmonious interplay of beauty, understanding and magnificence through their various experiences within Twaklinesque long galleries A and/or B.  Anyone feeling apprehensive beforehand is usually advised to seek additional training and psychological support.

If you have useful typewriting skills, you may possibly reflect upon them whilst standing within the glorious gateway of gratitude.  You may supply those skills for hire at the invisible ticket office.  You may even use those skills whilst relaxing in the guest wing of Villa Twaklinilkawt.

If you are seeking to learn more about the International Training Centre, particularly as a student, where do you intend to look?  What do you hope to find?  Why do you hope to find it and to what purpose will your prospective findings be put?

There is much to learn, and find, in unexpected places.  Having curiosity is necessary, as is a respect for privacy.

What do you think you will discover through the keyhole of a storage shed?

When learning about the ethereal neighbourhood in which Villa Twaklinilkawt is situated, what do you expect to experience in relation to beauty, understanding and magnificence?

Such questions are likely to be asked of anyone attending the ethereal workshops here.  Those workshops are always convened and conducted in association with the International Training Centre.

Anything associated with the harmonious interplay of beauty, understanding and magnificence is likely to include access to beautiful views.  There is nothing particularly surprising about that.

Views can usually be interpreted in many different ways, only a few of which are likely to be accurate.  Being able to identify and interpret views with accuracy is a sign of enlightenment, as any well-trained visitor to the not-so-new interpretive centre will know.

In the original training pavilion of the Centre, a somewhat poetical imagination is required of any student.  Where and how do you usually locate originality?

Attaining non-digital access to Villa Twaklinilkawt will probably depend mainly on your tea-making abilities.  It may also depend upon whether you have the ability to be imaginative in a non-digital capacity, whether materially or ethereally.

If you are interested in helping with the maintenance arrangements for Villa Twaklinilkawt, your contributions will then ensure representatives of the International Training Centre will continue to supply their services through this location.  Everyone likes to be appreciated.

The official history of Villa Twaklinilkawt is continuing to be compiled.  Suitably qualified persons associated with the International Training Centre are still gathering and fitting together the documented facts as they find them.

Many of those individuals are situated in offices on either side of the winding corridor.  They know, very well indeed, that recording history is never a straightforward pursuit.

The International Training Centre for the Harmonious Interplay of Beauty, Understanding and Magnificence is where all good in the world derives.  It you follow the official sign of hope, it is likely to take you to the Centre itself.

Persons failing any part of a training course offered through the Centre will usually be advised to book a seat in the room for remedial etiquette.  Learning the difference between morality and dogma is beneficial for anyone. 

Many persons appear to have great difficulty making reasonable distinctions.  This particularly applies to political candidates and intrusive journalists.  Such persons are unlikely to be invited to attend ceremonies in the rotunda of reason.

Persons devoted to the development of enlightened democracies, particularly through the provision of quality journalism in support of those democracies, can apply for training in citizen-journalism in the Adelaidezone news observatory.

Anyone seeking to chair important meetings with equanimity and enlightenment will benefit from making observations from the chancellery, subject to prior training and experience.

Taking in the views from the Adelaidezone preservation station can also be useful to anyone in a position of leadership.  Enlightened leaders can express the harmonious interplay of beauty, understanding and magnificence in any environment.

Representatives of the International Training Centre are currently on hand at the exhibition on the art of reciprocity.  If you have any interesting questions, do please present them in the most suitable manner.

After you have gained all the knowledge and skills to make the world a better place than it would be without you, enjoying a few days and nights in a creativity cabin may help you to put your plans together properly.

One day, you may be invited to represent the International Training Centre in a local and/or digital way.  Please be prepared for the possibility of being asked.


Learn more about the Centre's current representatives


Who we are - Part A

Who we are - Part B

Who we are - Part C


The International Training Centre itself is the harmonious source of all truth, all enlightenment and all good humour, as any reasonably enlightened being will already be very well aware.