An enlightening initiative
Supporting the mission expressed through Villa Twaklinilkawt is likely to be one of your most enlightened and enlightening initiatives. How you provide that support is very much up to you.
No-one here would ever attempt to persuade you to do something you are likely to regret. Nor would anyone here intentionally annoy you in pursuit of money or any other resource.
We never request anything from our donors and other patrons directly.
How do you usually express your enlightened and enlightening initiative?
Free services and the ability to pay
The activities here usually include free, popular services and not-so-popular, fee-based, exclusive and exquisite premium services. If you have enjoyed any of our free services, you will obviously enjoy our premium services, too, at least if you can afford to pay for them.
Acting in the service of the 21st century Enlightenment
Whether you are a member of the acting profession or not, or any other sort of performing artist, or not, how well do you usually perform in the service of the 21st century Enlightenment?
Are you a servant of enlightenment at all?
Are you usually able to pay all your bills on time?
All the ethereal and material persons providing enlightening services, here in Villa Twaklinilkawt, obviously aim to assist all visitors and trainees in return for an acceptable level of support. Please help them to perform at their best, if you are at all able to do so.
A graciously philanthropic manner
If you present yourself in a graciously philanthropic manner, with no grandiosity or self-aggrandisement, or any other sort of gimmick, that in itself is a reasonably acceptable form of support. You will, of course, then be suitably acknowledged, in accordance with internationally-acceptable standards of courtesy, privacy and dignity.
Tickets to events
Creativity, or at least creativity of any quality, requires an environment without unnecessary intrusions. The ticket office within Villa Twaklinilkawt has always been invisible, much like the ordinary, anonymous and pseudonymous mortals working in this vicinity.
If you are seeking tickets to events within Villa Twaklinilkawt, and you understand the necessity for invisibility, please make your way to the ticket office now.
Promoting enlightened creativity
Distractions are often to the detriment of all forms of productivity and safety, hence they should usually be avoided. A long-term plan is in place, throughout Villa Twaklinlkawt, to ensure that enlightened creativity can occur here, well into the future, without intrusions.
If you wish to show support in that regard, please visit the main digital archive.
Grants and donations
The infrastructure and maintenance funding for Villa Twaklinilkawt itself is currently provided through anonymous donations and a generous, short-term grant from the Government of Nilkawt. As with any government funding, Nilkawtian support cannot be guaranteed beyond the next few hours.
The digital Embassy of Nilkawt is itself located and maintained within an annex of Villa Twaklinlkawt. Fortunately, the rental for that embassy is usually paid two weeks in advance. The grant funds, on the other hand, are received on a daily basis, along with an excellent supply of tea.
If you wish to thank the Nilkawtians personally for their generosity in support of your own enlightenment, please visit the annex now.
The educational facilities provided within Villa Twaklinilkawt are maintained through the endowment fund of the International Training Centre for the Harmonious Interplay of Beauty, Understanding and Magnificence. During your visit to the archive, you will be most welcome to donate directly to that fund.
Fees for service
Unfortunately, most students are yet to pay their assessment fees. Most readers of these words are, in fact, students themselves, whether they know it or not. In view of this, please remember to pay your backdated fees immediately.
Examining enlightenment, and the lack of it, is a highly skilled profession and should certainly be properly remunerated. Should you wish to support the Twaklinological suppliers of your enlightenment to a sufficient level, please ensure you make an additional donation before you leave today, if at all possible.
Tips and other bribes are not permitted anywhere within or through Villa Twaklinilkawt.
Heirlooms and special experiences
Although enlightenment is a priceless gift of timeless value, it can easily deteriorate if not satisfactorily maintained. Most worthwhile gifts require sufficient care and attention if they are to become heirlooms.
Apart from the purchase of premium products and services, including exquisite souvenirs and gourmet refreshments, there are several other examples of quality assistance supplied within Villa Twaklinilkawt. Whether such assistance will be available in the longer term will depend upon whether this location is adequately maintained.
Villa Twaklinilkawt maintenance fund
If you have already acquired a sufficient level of enlightenment, you will obviously be aware that, as with any other beautiful, cultural location, sufficient financial contributions are required for the upkeep of Villa Twaklinilkawt.
Donations in that regard are currently only accepted from adequately thoughtful individuals.
Funding from groups, charities, foundations, governments, businesses and other institutions will be politely declined in relation to the maintenance of Villa Twaklinilkawt.
And no-one associated with Villa Twaklinilkawt would stoop to requesting funding from anyone, anywhere, at any time, in a targeted or otherwise aggressive and/or intrusive manner. The dignity of the ethereal proprietor of this location is a paramount consideration.
All philanthropic support associated with Villa Twaklinilkawt is performed as personally directed by the ethereal proprietor. If you require guidance on ways to be a better philanthropist, you will obviously need to pay for the privilege of receiving that guidance through Villa Twaklinilkawt.
In relation to non-philanthropists, requests for funding may be politely or rudely declined, depending on the situation. Please visit the current main science studio for further information.
If your organisation wishes to purchase one or more services from any of the ethereal institution(s) associated with Villa Twaklinilkawt, that is another matter entirely. Fees for those inter-institutional services start from the very reasonable price of $250,000 per month for a minimum of three months. For further details, please contact one of our senior communications officers.
Twaklinological enlightened services fund
The Villa Twaklinilkawt maintenance fund is administered by the administrators of the Twaklinological enlightened services fund. The latter fund requires no additional donations at present. All its administrative activities are fully funded for the next five hundred years by the Government of Nilkawt.
Twaklinesque leadership fund
Your regular or irregular contributions to the Villa Twaklinilkawt maintenance fund may or may not help to maintain biodiversity in any area of the world. Your assistance may not even prevent the tides of Gulf St Vincent from lapping at our doors.
Even so, the gates in the Villa Twaklinilkawt gatehouse will most likely open and close in future with the tides of support until the tides of history sweep everything away.
We therefore expect you to pledge to provide a few additional funds, to prevent that environmental disaster.
Once you have made a worthwhile contribution to the Villa Twaklinilkawt maintenance fund, you will be expected to make suitable provisions for the future of any immature offspring you may have produced, as well as any you may produce in the future. Enlightened leaders are always aware of their ongoing responsibilities.
Regardless of your current age, you will also be expected to make adequate arrangements for the ongoing educational and training requirements of all your known and unknown grandchildren and possible future grandchildren, as well as your statistically probable great grandchildren. How do you usually consider the needs of future generations?
Please make arrangements for your proposed contribution to be deposited into the Twaklinesque leadership fund account on 1 September 2020. Between now and then, we are seeking to obtain plenty of pledges in relation to sureties, donations, bequests, dividends, bonds, piggy banks, priceless paintings, valuable violins, and other financial instruments.
If you are already an enlightened leader, you will have no desire for populist or otherwise vulgar rewards. We hope, therefore, that you will become one of our pioneering enlightened leadership supporters today.
The enlightened and enlightening rewards are likely to be many, for you and for the world.
For the Twaklinesque leadership fund to become official, the total contributions will require a purchasing power parity, in line with inflation, equivalent to at least five million US dollars in 2016 terms, plus allowances for inflation or deflation.
If another currency is in general, global usage on 1 September 2020, that currency will be the basis for the assessment of the exchange rate. It is unlikely the Australian dollar will have much value in 2020.
What to do next
To proceed with your contributions to the mission of Villa Twaklinilkawt, just send a delightfully informative yet brief email to us regarding the amount of funding you wish to provide for the Villa Twaklinilkawt maintenance fund and the purposes to which you wish the amount to be put. Your wishes in that regard are certainly important to us.
We will require at least $1 for every word you write in your initial message, with a minimum of 25 words for the purposes of comprehension. There is no maximum.
Please also be aware that any relatively modest amount is likely only partly to cover the research and administration costs associated with the ongoing scientific work associated with the maintenance of Villa Twaklinilkawt. Yet even a pittance will assist.
Please note, however, that $1 per word is an absolute minimum. Any less will not even cover the maintenance costs associated with administering the fundraising effort.
The Villa Twaklinilkawt administration appreciation society
A sub-group of volunteers associated with the Friends of Adelaide Adagia is known as the Villa Twaklinilkawt administration appreciation society.
Once your (initial) contribution to the Villa Twaklinilkawt maintenance fund, through the Twaklinological enlightened services fund, has been received, acknowledged and put into use as mutually agreed, then all the legal and financial arrangements for your contributions to the Twaklinesque leadership fund can be put into place, even if you are not yet a member of the Friends of Adelaide Adagia.
The Villa Twaklinilkawt administration appreciation society has already raised the funds for the ongoing scientific research into genuinely enlightened philanthropy.
Genuinely enlightened philanthropy
Genuine philanthropists are few and far between. Most persons claiming to be philanthropists have failed to provide adequate provisions for the true expression of enlightenment. They usually give to charity as a way to reduce their taxation bills, and to hide their devotion to less-than-healthy pursuits.
Fake philanthropists may also have a considerable amount of money, and even luxury yachts, floating around in tax havens. They establish charitable foundations mainly for their own egos, hoping to be thought of as respectable in posterity.
To ensure you are considered to be genuinely philanthropic, and genuinely respectable, regardless of your wealth or lack of any, please make the necessary local, national and international comparisons today.
The necessary comparisons
Over in the service wing of Villa Twaklinilkawt, much effort has been made to clean up the global economy. That is why so much training continues to be supplied by the servants of true enlightenment, in and from that location. There is still a great deal of cleaning to do.
If you have an annual income equivalent to at least $1 per day, you can obviously afford to support the Twaklinesque leadership fund more than someone with a lower household budget than yourself. This certainly applies if you receive pocket money or a government pension in excess of $7 per week, with or without doing your own cleaning.
As noted above, $1 per word with a minimum of 25 words barely covers the costs involved in reading an associated email message, here in Australia, even by a subcontracted administrator working on behalf of the Villa Twaklinilkawt communications team. There are no offshore subcontractors associated with Villa Twaklinilkawt, at present, hence the amounts required.
If you wish to put any questions in any of your messages, please make a note of the possible additional fees and charges.
Many insecure and somewhat anxious persons seek to attain prestige, through recognition of their ability to pay for quality, or at least something superficially seeming to have quality. They may even wish to attain privileges unavailable to most other persons in the world. This may be why they have a tendency to seek political office or at least a position on one or more corporate boards.
Villa Twaklinilkawt already supplies many premium services. The ability to pay for those services is a privilege in itself.
Even so, many unenlightened though relatively wealthy and/or greedy persons seem to be under the impression that the Twaklinesque leadership fund should provide support for narcissists and megalomaniacs. Why else would such persons wish to provide funds towards it?
Enlightened cultural leadership uncovers corruption and holds the perpetrators to account. If you seek a future without corruption, then do ensure you understand the true etymological meaning of prestige.
The harmonious interplay of frugal simplicity and fugal magnificence
If you can afford the funds, please contribute an additional amount to cover the expense of raising the great, great grand children of your friends and cousins, including second cousins and third cousins. Your own children, friends and cousins may also expect you to make provisions for the great, great, great grand children of their closest and dearest friends, regardless of your current income or your wealth.
How do you usually look to the future?
$10 per word seems reasonable for most middle income householders to supply in an initial message while $100 per word would certainly be an acceptable minimum for anyone in the top 10% of income earners within the OECD and the top 1% of income earners in any other society.
We expect at least $1000 per word from the top 1% of income earners in the OECD and at least $10,000 per character from anyone in the top 0.1%, regardless of the inter-governmental relationships under which they live.
Your financial and biographical status will then need to be confirmed and affirmed by two reputable accountants and three reputable legal practitioners before your pledges will be considered as authentic. If you are a reputable accountant or reputable legal practitioner, how can you prove the extent of that reputation?
If you live and/or work in luxury, holiday in luxury or wear or eat items of luxury, then do please ensure you gain a sufficient first-hand acquaintance with frugality as soon as possible.
You may wish to do so by establishing a dedicated savings account under your own name in a responsible financial institution, then regularly add to the amount between now and 2020.
Always ensure your financial arrangements are legally suitable, appropriately dutiful and philanthropically beautiful.
How your contributions will be used
The Twaklinesque leadership fund will be put into effect on 1 July 2021, but only if sufficient funds are available for that to occur. Insufficient funds will be returned to the relevant donors, subject to the deduction of administrative costs and other incidentals.
If the funds are sufficient, on 1 July 2020, for the establishment of the Twaklinesque leadership fund, that fund will then become a legal entity with the tentatively proposed name of the Enlightened Cultural Leadership Foundation. The foundation will provide annual resources into perpetuity for the development, training, implementation, maintenance and acknowledgement of enlightened cultural and political leadership, all over the world, in practice even more than in theory.
The foundation itself will be managed under the supervision of the Enlightened Nations.
For further information, simply contact - and even join - our fundraising team today.