The enlightened cultural leadership serenely and sublimely supplied by the ethereal proprietor of Villa Twaklinilkawt will guide you towards the peaceful and productive possibilities you are more than capable of providing the world.  Your own enlightened leadership is obviously urgently required.

My real name is Maria though most people know me as Marie.  I am a moderator within Villa Twaklinilkawt at present.

The staff and volunteers here are particularly eager to ascertain your qualities as an enlightened leader.  They obviously attempt to be enlightened leaders themselves, otherwise why would they bother to turn up to assist you?

If you are able to convey your needs successfully, so much the better.  Meanwhile, do attempt to enlighten yourself further, with or without my assistance.

All presenters and seekers of information, regardless of whether they are properly paid or not, require enlightened leadership.  Please may I see your permit?

If you are meant to be on the public tour, your Adelaidean tour guide is likely to be looking for you at present.  Who were you meant to be following?  And who usually follows you?  Are you some sort of philanthropist?

Now that you are well within the dignified digital vicinity of Villa Twaklinilkawt, please note that this location especially provides access to the public domain of the surrounding cultural parklands

Learning from your own philanthropic efforts is very easy for both of us, even if you cannot yet afford to pay for the premium services supplied through Villa Twaklinilkawt.  You already appear to be interested in gaining privileged access to higher training opportunities.

You may now merely wish to take an inspiring stroll for a while to read a scroll in the villa's extensive grounds for gracious causes.  There are several scrolls displayed in the gatehouse, as well as a map.

Do you wish to return to the gatehouse now?  I know it is staying open for leadership.

If you wish to meet up with your guide, please follow me towards the ethereal observation tower.  I can then take you to the lost proper tea office.