There are several artistic, scientific and philanthropic patronage options available through Villa Twaklinilkawt for generous individuals.

Administrative patronage

As most administration is usually exceedingly dull and repetitive, philanthropic patronage towards the persons performing such tasks would be of the utmost enlightenment.  In most organisations, the persons doing the mind-numbing typing, filing and tidying are usually taken for granted, whether they receive monetary recompense or not.

The vast majority of those persons have under-used creative imaginations and other talents.  They are often overloaded with administrative tasks and cannot therefore spend time and energy expressing their true vocations.

In most cases, the persons concerned are only doing administrative jobs become nothing better has been offered to them.  As a consequence of their clerical work, and likely debts to repay, they are too exhausted to retrain for more creative, intrinsically rewarding activities.  Most persons in administrative positions do not have wealthy parents.

Communicative patronage

As the ethereal proprietor of Villa Twaklinilkawt considers most forms of 21st century communication, especially public communication, to be outrageously distasteful, persons ingrained in the culture of 21st century public communication require retraining before being considered suitable for even the most basic voluntary communications tasks in this location.

Any communication in a public place, or a community situation, or in front of impressionable persons, or to a person or group worthy of high esteem, should always be appropriately courteous.   It should never be intrusive.

Supporting a high standard of interpersonal courtesy and international etiquette has long been encouraged through Villa Twaklinilkawt.  Even highly paid persons working in public relations, marketing, advertising, journalism, broadcasting and entertainment require substantial remedial communications training at present.

Investigative patronage

As there are, as indicated above, considerable distortions in communications in the 21st century, as experienced not only by native English speakers but by various other persons, it is necessary to be wary during any search for the truth.  Much communication is open to interpretation.  Most messages have political purposes and societal consequences.

Investigating the truth is not a task for untrained persons.  Perceptions are often distorted and assumptions are frequently incorrect.  That is why persons without the required quaternary training should never been left unsupervised when investigating anything important.

Accurate investigations, whether in science, the social sciences, the humanities and/or journalism, are always supported through the work within Villa Twaklinilkawt.

Practical patronage

The maintenance of buildings and gardens and wider environments obviously requires a considerable amount of ongoing maintenance.  You are hereby invited, therefore, to become a patron of the Villa Twaklinilkawt maintenance fund.

Aesthetic patronage

To ensure the maintenance of a beautiful environment throughout Villa Twaklinilkawt, no unseemly advertising is permitted to litter its spaces.  Hideous images are only presented within Villa Twaklinilkawt for artistic and satirical purposes.

Philanthropic patronage

As a wide range of philanthropic services have long been offered through Villa Twaklinilkawt, the continuation of those services requires administrative support, communications support and investigative support.

Philanthropy is rarely reciprocated, which is most unfortunate.  That is why philanthropic patronage is required in its pursuit.

The services offered by volunteers within or from Villa Twaklinilkawt are a reflection of the philanthropic patronage supplied by those persons.  All volunteers are, however, expected to fund all aspects of their own training prior to being accepted for placements.

Financial patronage

As you may have noticed, financing activities within Villa Twaklinilkawt is significantly more elegant than other approaches to raising funds.  No-one here is employed to seek charitable donations from anyone.  Nor is any entity associated with Villa Twaklinilkawt ever likely to contact or contract a third party to seek funds on its behalf.

There is no fund raising budget associated with Villa Twaklinilkawt. No person or institution is contacted directly with a request for a donation.  And no person already enlightened enough to make a donation towards our philanthropic work will ever be contacted to supply further donations.

Perpetual patronage

As all funding of the work within Villa Twaklinilkawt is related to the reciprocated supply of goods and services, directly and indirectly, except through patronage and sponsorship, please seek guidance in the natural common room in the gatehouse about your possible options.  You may wish to note that there are unlikely to be any additional sponsorship opportunities through Villa Twaklinilkawt.

To ensure the long-term viability of our enlightening activities, suitable persons and suitable organisations are hereby invited to provide proposals for perpetual patronage.  These may be supplied in relation to the endowment fund or the memorial fund, or both.

No patronage is accepted from commercial entities.

You may already be aware that the immortal, perpetual president and patron of the International Training Centre for the Harmonious Interplay of Beauty, Understanding and Magnificence is most usually known in posterity as Mozart.  Unfortunately, President Mozart has very little money of his own with which to fund the work of ordinary mortals.

Trusteeship patronage

Unpaid trusteeship positions are considered to be a form of patronage here.   Only suitably qualified and experienced persons need apply.

Benefaction patronage

If you are seeking to become a benefactor in association with Villa Twaklinilkawt, please send your proposal via your legal representatives, if at all possible.

Angelic patronage

All angel investors wishing to provide financial assistance to the work from and/or within Villa Twaklinilkawt are to be reminded that this is currently, entirely, a not-for-profit facility.