My name is Ann Expert.  I am an expert on citizen-philanthropy, reciprocal philanthropy, ethical charity, dignified donating, appropriate patronage, tasteful trusteeship, agreeable guardianship, beautiful beneficence and the enlightened public interest.  Are you a philanthropic supplier of enlightened leadership, dear visitor?

There are many types of enlightened philanthropy in the world, as you are likely to be aware.  Many of those philanthropic pursuits are examined and expressed in and from Villa Twaklinilkawt in various Twaklinological research facilities.  How are you attempting to be of service to a more enlightened world?

When seeking to find this location at a later date, maintaining an awareness of the name of the villa would be an exceedingly good idea.  Have you ever met Twaklin?  Have you ever been to Nilkawt?
Have you participated in a private tour of Villa Twaklinilkawt recently?

Have you participated in a tour to Nilkawt?

You may almost be ready to continue the latest, official, ethereal public tour.  When subsequently relating your experiences of Villa Twaklinilkawt to your dismally unenlightened friends, distastefully ignorant relatives and most dismissive acquaintances, you may wish to describe this occasion as a grand tour.  This will be especially advisable if you meet Mr Mozart during your present visit. 

What do you already know about Villa Twaklinilkawt?

What do you already know about the extraordinarily imaginative destination in which it is situated?

Even with little more than rudimentary online research abilities, with or without a remarkably efficient memory for names and places, a distaste for rudeness is certainly advisable here.  Our appreciative patrons and other distinguished donors obviously prefer to interact with pleasant persons.

Sufficient prior sustenance will usually suffice in meeting your most urgent needs in preparation for the unpredictable tour ahead.  Light refreshments may or may not be supplied along the way.

How have you been acknowledging the Villa Twaklinilkawt services already benefiting you?