I am Miss Tree. As one of the guardians of the Villa Twaklinilkawt gardens of welcome, it is my duty to supply you with an overview of the philosophical foundations of Villa Twaklinilkawt. How do you usually welcome Reality into your life?
You may already have noticed that Villa Twaklinilkawt is likely to be unlike anywhere else you have ever visited. As a digitally dignified, Adelaidean palindrome of cultural and natural treasures, Villa Twaklinilkawt contains remarkably beautiful ethereal displays of the best of everything. Such displays of undeniable treasures are then peacefully absorbed and reflected upon in the healthy imaginations of reasonably appreciative visitors.
Anyone with a healthy imagination and adequate maturity will certainly feel welcome here in Villa Twaklinilkawt. The ethereal proprietor believes a healthy imagination is the basis of a healthy philosophy. I tend to agree.
If, at present, you think you are mainly here just out of curiosity, everyone in Villa Twaklinilkawt will probably want to know how are you making the world a much better place than it would be without you. Please have honest answers ready for any questions you will be asked. I can guarantee that you will be asked many questions.
You will be expected to supply plenty of supporting evidence to back up all your claims. Part of my job is to make an initial assessment of the enlightenment of visitors. How do you usually think about a beautiful experience?
My job is to encourage everyone to feel calm, reasonable and peacefully appreciative of the second Age of Enlightenment. How do you usually express yourself through the harmonious interplay of beauty, understanding and magnificence?
As part of the fair and reasonable conditions of entry, guests are obviously required to pursue the philosophical purposes of graceful enlightenment and elegant conversation. These qualities are remarkably difficult to acquire in other locations, with or without training.
Please note that no-one associated with Villa Twaklinilkawt has the misanthropic propensity to lock anyone out of computational devices, or to do anything similarly unpleasant. Nor would anyone here spy on visitors other than for legitimate, scientific purposes.
Your guide is likely to provide all the answers you seek, indirectly if not directly. Here is Kate now.