A better world
I expect you have already received a welcome from Reality and Miss Tree.
You appear to have been anticipating a tour as well as a welcome. As your allocated, Adelaidean guide I shall, therefore, shortly provide all the essential facts to prepare you for the explorations ahead. There are many different tours available here to registered patrons but not necessarily to ordinary members of the public.
My name is Kate Chon, as you may already know. The appropriately enlightening welcome you have probably already received from Reality and Miss Tree will most likely have provided you with an indication of the beautiful philosophy and civilised reciprocity always to be experienced and expected throughout Villa Twaklinilkawt.
Are you a practitioner of the art of the Twaklinesque?
Before we continue further, please remember to express your own enlightened leadership, if at all possible.
Now, do allow me to introduce you to Tom. He is one of the Villa Twaklinilkawt environmental monitors.