Greetings dear visitor.  Did I hear Kate mention that you are interested in the training offered through Villa Twaklinilkawt?

Anyone can apply to receive training through Villa Twaklinilkawt.  The introductory level tutorials are free of charge.  They provide a self-guided, revelatory and celebratory journey towards the second Age of Enlightenment.

My name is Hero.  You are likely to meet me again if you study here.  Do you consider yourself to be a lovely book lover? 

The purpose of the training supplied through Villa Twaklinilkawt is to assist you to make the world a much better place than it would be without you, as you may already know.  The best way to proceed with your training is to offer your own elegant, egalitarian philanthropy, hospitality and sponsorship wherever and whenever possible.

Do you consider yourself to be an enlightened patron of the arts and enlightenment?  Are you a servant of peace?  Do you have any knowledge, skills, money or real estate to donate to a worthy cause?  Have you purchased all of the necessary permits?

While seeking quaternary levels of enlightenment, you will obviously require the services of the International Training Centre for the Harmonious Interplay of Beauty, Understanding and Magnificence.